fartgallery:

engineer 1: we need a name for the front of the plane where the pilots sit

engineer 2: dick hole

engineer 1: hmm…almost

bunny-brushes:

I just really want Noir to be his weird uncle 

my-kelde:

Alejandra Atares. Cactus naranjas, 2018.

oil + acrylic on canvas

depresso-not-cured-but-thanks:

bestviralposts:

MY HEART WILL GO ON….

credit: ian.zaro / ig

I can hear this without sound

oshun67:

We Exist

fuckyeahfuncats:

legoshoes:

jigglyturk:

Seemlessness

If black cats could change into humans, I imagine this is what they’d be like.

cherryholley:

lolawashere:

Those were 2.20 minutes well spent!

legitimatelala:

shanyphantom:

afriqboo:

I want this extraness

I’m so glad we got to see the picture afterwards.

How cute

hammertimeinthegrill420:

nbitchn:

ladyclaudine22:

catchymemes:

Very slick aren’t you all?

His face: “Y'all think I didn’t know?”

😂😂😂

THE GUCKIN MUSIC

😹😾😹😾

dead-mall-commune:

sophieandace:

There is not a single thing that I don’t love about this scene 

1. Seahawk’s disguise just being a slightly different hairdo 
2. Breaking the pipe 
3. “Get home to my inspector children”
   
4. Just Scorpia in general 
5. Seahawk trying to flirt his way out of the situation with a whole lesbian 
6. Scorpia not even being fazed by it 
7. Seahawk forgetting what he’s doing just so he can defend Mermista 
8. Again, just Scorpia in general 
9. “To be honest I wasn’t sure which one of you I was gonna hit”
   

insomni-yack:

fagottini:

moonlightangel:

SWEANS

when your dick looks good in sweats but your ass looks good in jeans

that comment

husband-of-lucoa:

d-structive:

isa-ghost:

catsbeaversandducks:

How about some baby flamingo love? 💕

*Copyright protected 2018* Owner Gretchen Mogensen

oh my god,,, b a b i e s

They sound like goddang velociraptors.

@pranses4reelz

laffbending:

amazonpoodle:

also seriously if a character isn’t white, i promise your only descriptive options aren’t food words and varying degrees of tan. it’s okay to say brown. pale brown! light brown! golden brown! medium brown! dark brown! deep brown! so many kinds of brown!

BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN BROWN

#brown is not a bad word #you do not need euphemisms #B R O W N

broodingsoul:

i-am-an-adult-i-swear:

Hello yes, pardon me for asking, but what the fuck is going on here?

the power of love